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Sometimes Demotivational Poster


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




SOMETIMES -




INVISIBILITY -




pomposity -


TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am, #246082
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm, #246080
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm, #246079
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm, #246077
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am, #246064
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am, #246062
I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am, #246061
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am, #246060
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm, #246056
hahaha
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm, #246054
lol


SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm, #222350
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am, #222326
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence


TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm, #222793
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm, #222788
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222761
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222760
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm, #222728
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm, #222725
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm, #222705
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222701
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm, #222699
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm, #222690
very nice! 5L


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm, #134846
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm, #134828
Please take my ex with you.


RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am, #193096
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #193095
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am, #193066
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am, #193060
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am, #193059
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am, #193058
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am, #193057
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193056
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193055
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #193054
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am, #193053
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am, #193052
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am, #193050
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am, #193047
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am, #193044
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!


TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am, #231944
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm, #231905
(carebear BANNED)


SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...




ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...




MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?


TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm, #144227
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm, #144176
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm, #144157
LOL!
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm, #144136
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.




LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.




SMUG LOOK -




SOMETIMES - Sometimes you want to give up. Then you realize that you have that special someone that you love and gives you reason to live.


TAGS: sometimes you realize
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by sgtlover

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:37 pm, #239037
what better reason to live than someone that needs you.. 5L


PUSH AND PULL -




FOR WHEN THERE ARE TIMES - when you just can't find a decent outlet to plug into




IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE -


TAGS: sometimes humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:08 pm, #228973
a good cigar, local pr*stitutes and a lot of whatever they drink works well on home sickness too :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:59 pm, #228971

LOL~~Yes, I remember the joke!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:52 pm, #228969
you don't know that joke ? That guy enters say a steakhouse, and asks for the ugliest waitress, the worst type of food, h** beer, all the worst they got. When the owner asks why he answers : 'I'm travelling on business and I got homesick'. Got it ? :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:47 pm, #228968

THAT guy would be fictitious. How could he possibly be homesick?
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:43 pm, #228966
if you add 'no s*x' that would be the perfect place to eat for the married guy who gets h5mesick while away on business :)


DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!




FAIL - Even the best do sometimes


TAGS: fail motifake best sometimes
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

me - May 26, 2009, 11:18 pm, #82328
i know that pisses me off too


BUT MOM..... -




BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: sometimes ya just know
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:36 pm, #244409
har har har!
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 9:11 am, #241203
I see how you could take that; Flash back, SNL weekend update…’I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not’…I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure…….
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 7:02 am, #241197
HAH! You remind me of me! Made me lol. Yes, all compliments, one for you and one for both of us. You can pee in my yard….just no pooping….yet. Great, (memorable) first start…woof (cheers)
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:16 am, #241194
And I'm not nearly as big as p**** as I sound
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:11 am, #241193
Hey I'm such a ***k. After looking back at my knee jerk reaction I think I misinterpreted the comment. In retrospect I think you we're responding to my rudedog name and not the fact that I said greatness and you said your are not. Lets start over. K?
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 11:42 pm, #241191
Hey didn't mean to piss in your yard. Being new, I was unaware of the motifake etiquette. I shall refrain from giving positive comments to douchebags in the future.
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 10:12 pm, #241190
Rudedog you are not, and excellent taste I might add. Sirius, welcome…create, enjoy, have fun, sit, stay.
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 9:36 pm, #241189
Greatness
MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:59 am, #240815
What's so funny....I love the smell of cake! I mean...chocolate cake has it's own unique aroma. Dam....5L
maoworks2 - November 21, 2012, 8:09 am, #240807
That One Smells Funny.
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 5:10 am, #240804
bro-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
mariand - November 21, 2012, 12:50 am, #240801
bwahahahaha...


Reflection -




I wonder about Gutenberg -




MORNING COMMUTE -




ILLUSIONS -


TAGS: love can sometimes be magic but magic can sometimes just be an illusion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sho - March 12, 2012, 12:24 pm, #231108
It's all in the lip5
Airman - August 10, 2010, 4:33 pm, #188642
nice
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:06 pm, #188616
Amsome rerun. 5L
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 10:58 pm, #188458
Perfect picture 5/5


LESSONS IN SUBJECTIVITY -




Language Interpretation -




SOMETIMES - we have to be told we're on fire before we feel it burning.


TAGS: fire sometimes man burning feel
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 4:19 pm, #235113
It's my first day on the site and the ideas are indeed flowing like blood from an exit wound. I'm sure I will slow down after a few weeks :)
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:34 pm, #235109
nice 22 posters in 1 day... your brain cells are burning!


THE APPROVAL QUEUE -


TAGS: sometimes it must be painful
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:09 pm, #154037
APT!! Apt I tell you!! ;) 5L
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 6:56 am, #137774
lol Brilliant! This definitely gets a 5 from me.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 9:03 am, #137531
Give that dog a Bone and 5L!
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:31 pm, #137469
Bone... another incredible batch of laughs... thanks!!!
BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 11:28 pm, #137467
Well nite all you west coasters time for me to hit it. L8TR
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:12 pm, #137456
LMAO!!!!!!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:11 pm, #137455
I wonder what Calvin would look like mexican
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:10 pm, #137454
LOL... is my web cam on?!?!? How'd you get those sh**s?


FORESHADOWING -


TAGS: sometimes nature telegraphs her punches
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 11:34 pm, #84033
Storm's a-comin' - better stock up[ on beer, and erase my ex's number from my cell phone.


TAGS! - As unwelcome as a brain tumour... ...and often as difficult to spot.


TAGS: tags sometimes slip through
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 11:20 am, #237423
Guess where I got the idea from.
Sho - July 19, 2012, 11:10 am, #237422
Ehehehe


GO AHEAD AND LAUGH -




PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS - Sometimes they’re hard to find Sometimes you’re just not trying hard enough


TAGS: peaceful solutions sometimes they re hard to find
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Sightlesseyes

Ashson - November 30, 2008, 5:35 am, #40694
Peaceful solutions can be achieved by well meaning people trying to resolve a difference. Danegeld is not a solution. It just makes a problem worse in the long run. Hitler could have been stopped cheaply early but 'well meaning' people decided otherwise.


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm, #261573
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am, #261568

most excellent dude!


Sometimes -


TAGS: sometimes memories sneak out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm, #259268
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed
GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm, #259267
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed


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